23:34:22 <riddler> heh
23:34:33 <riddler> why does it feel like the SF novels are getting closer and
closer
23:34:49 <riddler> nostradamus was a fucking noob compared to sci-fi writers
23:48:35 <@badsign> lol
00:13:31 <riddler> nah seriously
00:13:46 <riddler> darpa is deploying lasers on fighters planes
00:13:55 <riddler> they have one the size of your fridge
00:14:12 <riddler> it can fry any type of airborn projectile miles away
00:14:43 <riddler> of course that's what they said about the anti-ballistic missle
system
00:14:50 <riddler> which flopped miserably
00:14:57 <riddler> but still
00:15:01 <riddler> japan is making androids
00:15:07 <riddler> us is making lasers
00:15:46 <riddler> it won't be long till someone will ask me to raise the neutron
shield and fire the photon torpedoes
05:22:21 <tcr> howdy
05:22:26 <@zerash> sup
05:22:42 <tcr> what means actually "sup"?
05:22:54 <Slip> "wassup"
05:22:55 <@zerash> catsup.
05:22:58 <@baron> software upgrade protocol
05:23:17 <@baron> it's how we synchronize what's new with each other
05:23:33 <@zerash> nicely said
05:23:34 <tcr> oh yeah
14:15:15 <@r0bin> lol it's like a river down my armpits ._.
14:15:33 <+darkness> ewww
14:15:37 <@optix> huh?
14:16:35 <+darkness> One of my gf's left me ages ago. I was like cool, now i can
go out with my mates down the pub etc.
14:17:11 <@r0bin> ._.
14:17:16 <@r0bin> I feel sick
14:19:25 <@r0bin> Like someone just shot me in the lung
14:21:57 <Sepehr> r0bin, You're beginning to get a cold maybe
14:22:13 <@r0bin> Sepehr: My girlfriend just left me
14:22:28 <Sepehr> Awww sorry to hesr that?
14:22:33 <Sepehr> hear*
14:23:03 <@sunny> =(
14:23:10 <Sepehr> She left you for someone else?...if I may ask
14:23:25 <@r0bin> No
14:23:28 <@r0bin> She just left me
14:23:38 <@r0bin> because she found porn on my gmail xD
14:23:43 <+darkness> r0bin, sorry about it. Things will mst likely be bad now,
but in life things happen for a reason and time tells.
14:23:47 <Sepehr> That sucks
14:23:58 <@r0bin> She "doesn't think [she] can trust me again"
23:15:33 <@r0bin> jax: Why does my girlfriend break my heart, and then make me
feel worse by telling me she's being crying all day, then make me feel even worse by
telling me she doesn't know if she wants to be with me or not, then tell me that she
doesnt appriciate how i've been the nicest person she's ever met, or how she loves me
so much she'd go insane without me but wont believe me when I say I love her?
23:15:46 <@jax> women are complicated.
10:44:18 <@riddler> I need a laptop
10:44:25 <+rj-away> So, I'll probably keep my old machine and keep using it.
10:46:39 <+darkness> I also need a laptop.
10:47:08 <+darkness> However, i'm waiting for the new intel pb's.
10:47:53 <@riddler> rj-away: yeah but you could send it to me and feel good about
yourself. and then of course god would reward you for your kindness the he comes to
earth to take his followers to the kingdom of heaven.
10:49:17 <+darkness> I wouldn't want to go to the kingdom of heaven after seeing
the movie :-)
10:49:24 <@riddler> shut up darkness
10:49:26 <+rj-away> riddler: Yes. 'could'.
10:49:44 <@riddler> rj-away: what would jesus do? I think he would send it to
me.
10:49:46 * darkness chuckles
10:49:59 <+x-f> :>
10:50:06 <Patchfire> xD
10:50:34 <+darkness> Riddler: He would send you a bible.
10:50:43 <+rj-away> riddler: Sit tight waiting for a package from Jesus, then.
;)
10:50:48 <@riddler> yes, but it would be in PDF format on the laptop.
08:31:01 * darkness has gone out hunting rabbits.
08:31:22 <Tomoe_> lol brits certainly do have funny euphemisms for masturbation
08:40:51 <darkness> Mmm, lagging bad all of a suddden.
08:41:00 <+Tomoe> YOU GO DOWN BOY
08:41:14 <+Tomoe> but this was pretty lol
08:41:15 <+Tomoe> <darkness> dark is my soul, wept in grass like cold,
save me from my own soul, until i grow old.
08:41:15 <+Tomoe> <Tomoe> DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!!!
08:41:15 <+Tomoe> <-- darkness has quit (Ping timeout: 360 seconds)
08:41:50 <darkness> Tomoe, you will not like me whem i'm angry :-)
08:42:08 <+Tomoe> what, your double chin shakes?
09:09:28 <darkness> I love Tomoe. "I'm not packeting you!", as my
lag jumps up to 5+.
09:09:56 <+Tomoe> sir don't blame me for your poor ass dialup
08:08:16 <@Catcher> i prefer pretty women
08:09:01 <@freeze> beauty is in the eye of the beholder
08:09:03 <@freeze> :o
08:23:42 <rel> pretty women cost more
04:21:05 <@Tomoe> HY AREEMS
04:21:42 <+x-f> stfu, Tomoe
04:21:53 <@Tomoe> NO YUO FATTIE
04:22:03 <+x-f> i'm skinny, btw
04:22:20 <+x-f> because i am not areems!
04:24:26 <@r0bin> lol areems
04:24:28 <@Tomoe> sure you are
01:14:15 <@Tomoe> HY AREEMS
01:14:55 <+x-f> lol
01:15:00 <+x-f> good morning, Tomoe
01:15:09 <+x-f> stop calling me like that!
01:15:17 <@Tomoe> lol
01:15:19 <@Tomoe> hy
01:15:25 <@Tomoe> why?
01:15:38 <+x-f> because i am NOT areems
01:16:18 <@Tomoe> sure
<x3r0> Women don't really IRC though...
<x3r0> right>
<x3r0> *right?
<Tomoe> no shit sherlock
<Tomoe> women == (male|fat)
<x3r0> women == (male|fat) || women == (fbi)
<Tomoe> filure
<Tomoe> anyways by
<x-f> not so general
<Tomoe> im inclass now
<x-f> women-on-irc
<Tomoe> x-f: your first love was a man, theres no helping it
<Tomoe> stop denial
* x-f cries.
<x-f> yes. ok. i admit.
<x3r0> lol
<Tomoe> so you love areems huh?
<x-f> no way, he's too fat
<x3r0> what are areems?
<Tomoe> lol
<Tomoe> x3r0 latvian creatures
<Tomoe> by
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<x-f> "is", not "are". that's a nickname of some guy
<Pi> lol hi
<x3r0> I thought areems must of been some race of people
<x3r0> ...really
<x-f> i'm actually laughing right now :))
<x3r0> Or some type of vibrator.
08:05:38 <@ridd> obviously I didn't go to the interview I was supposed to go
to this morning
08:05:49 <@ridd> my friend's prolly pissed we were supposed to go together
08:06:10 <@ridd> i'm curious what the whole thing was about tho
08:06:20 <@optix> interview TO GET BUTTFUCKED
08:06:36 <@ridd> no, that would be the kind of interview tehdely would go to
08:07:04 <@ridd> i figure I'd take a cock up the ass if the pay was good though
08:08:05 <@optix> if you had to get fucked up the ass, but you were told, you
are going to get whatever amount of money you want, what would be your starting price?
08:08:15 <@optix> someone asked me that at school.
08:08:22 <@optix> i about stabbed him with my pen.
08:08:30 <@optix> but it got me thinking.
08:08:50 <@optix> for as little as 5 million dollars.
08:08:51 <@ridd> well if I would get any ammount I'd want I'd obviously go for
a 7 digit figure
08:08:58 <@optix> yeah.
08:09:02 <@optix> digits are nice.
08:09:11 <@ridd> but otherwise, I'd do it for 1000 bucks prolly
08:09:19 <@optix> come here baby.
08:09:23 * optix becons
08:09:29 <@ridd> you don't have 1000 bucks fuck off
08:09:31 <@ridd> I know yer broke
08:09:33 <@optix> nah, i could get man-ass if i wanted it.
08:09:37 <@optix> i could get it for free.
08:09:41 <@ridd> yeah but you couldn't get mine
08:09:46 <@optix> pi wants to fuck.
08:09:53 <@ridd> pi is a moron
08:10:20 <@ridd> obviously it depends on the cock tho
08:10:27 <@ridd> if we're talking a porn start cock
08:10:33 <@ridd> I'd start at 10000$ US
08:10:42 <@ridd> porn star even
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08:10:55 <@ridd> if we're talking a teen cock, I'd prolly do it for a grand easy
08:10:56 <PhonicUK> hey guys
08:11:07 <PhonicUK> talking about penises again?
08:11:14 <@ridd> I don't have that much self-esteem. besides. it's not that big
of a deal
08:11:29 <@ridd> the only real risk is liking it and going gay heh
08:11:50 <@ridd> yeah we're talking about how much money you'd take to get buttfucked
08:11:52 <PhonicUK> what did i just (narrowly) miss then?
08:11:57 <PhonicUK> ah k
08:12:32 <@optix> ridd: every time PhonicUK has come in, it's been talking about
penises.
08:12:37 <@optix> i'm starting to wonder about him.
08:12:42 <@ridd> heh
08:12:45 <PhonicUK> -_-
08:13:04 <PhonicUK> im jus wondering how u manage to do it while im not here
08:13:12 <PhonicUK> and then i suddenly appear mid sentence
08:13:48 <+Slip> you could have a gift...
08:13:51 <+Slip> a special gift
08:14:12 <PhonicUK> making people that im about to be around think of cock?
08:14:20 <@optix> we have a heads-up.
08:50:18 <+x-f> do you like zoology?
08:50:35 <@teh> x-f: by zoology do you mean crack cocaine?
08:50:39 <@teh> because if so, then i'm all about it!
08:51:39 <+freeze> 07:45 <@teh> x-f: by zoology do you mean crack cocaine? <-
new topic plz
09:27:27 <FunnyBunn> sure there will appear something like "Google ChatSense:
We analyze your conversations to find new contacts for you!"
09:28:50 <onyx> haha
09:28:54 <onyx> that would be gay :)
07:01:00 * optix slaps r0bin around a bit with a large BSD manual boxed set
07:02:01 * r0bin threatens optix with a copy of windows XP
11:43:41 <darkness> Anyone around to test something for me?
11:43:51 <x-f> what?
11:43:54 <x-f> a new drug?
12:37:36 <^Shay^> i won a dogfight today :-)
12:37:41 <^Shay^> was hard fight
12:38:05 <+rezza> ^Shay^: was it in a game, or did you shoot down a commercial jet in a transatlantic flight?
05:07:22 <riddler-> wow mwums is working really great
05:07:35 <riddler-> > rm
05:07:35 <riddler-> Who are we sending to /dev/null today? mikev
05:07:35 <riddler-> waiting for /root/.mw/added/mikev lock since 16 seconds at
/usr/local/libdata/perl5/site_perl/LockFile/Simple.pm line 182, <STDIN> line 2.
05:07:35 <riddler-> still waiting for /root/.mw/added/mikev lock after 38 seconds
at /usr/local/libdata/perl5/site_perl/LockFile/Simple.pm line 182, <STDIN> line
2.
05:07:43 <riddler-> gg
05:08:23 <riddler-> we need to time it so all of us are removing one user at the
same time
05:08:30 <riddler-> maybe a cosmic simgularity will occur
05:08:34 <riddler-> err
05:08:36 <riddler-> sing.
05:10:16 <riddler-> oopsie. wrong channel
05:10:23 <riddler-> oh well, I'm gonna have to kill you all now.
05:13:10 <riddler-> i'm just like zee
05:13:19 <riddler-> whenever I blurb sensitive information noone's around
08:15:55 <^Shay^> its a pitty we need to sell ourselves
like they used to sale slaves
08:16:07 <@optix> yeah.
08:16:20 <@optix> but slaves went to the highest bidder,
we go to the lowest.
08:16:46 <@optix> all of the airplanes in the US military
were made by the lowest bidder.
08:17:01 <@optix> actually, all of the us military's stuff
was made by the lowest bidder.
08:19:03 <^Shay^> thats why too many F16 pilots crash ?
08:19:34 <@optix> no,
that's pilot error.
08:19:38 * optix giggles.
08:19:47 <^Shay^> and design of the controls too i think
08:19:52 <@optix> they should have known that the aircraft can't get out of a
tailspin.
08:20:00 <@optix> or even a dead tailspin
08:20:04 <^Shay^> the place where the stick is placed and its not a moving stick..
works by pressure only
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:22:06 -!- Irssi: Starting query in EFNet with amstel
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:22:06 <amstel> hi
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:33:44 <optix> hi.
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:33:51 <amstel> asl?plz
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:02 -!- amstel [[email protected]]
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:02 -!- ircname : selou
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:02 -!- channels : #allnitecafe
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:02 -!- server : efnet.demon.co.uk [WHY my piggy, WHY?
I loved you my piggy.]
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:02 -!- End of WHOIS
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:34:20 <optix> 43/m/uk
08:36:53 <@optix> 08:35:22 <amstel> bye
08:37:32 <^Shay^> heh
08:53:05 <@bashusr> wow
08:53:08 <@bashusr> :-P
08:55:32 <@optix> bashusr: it gets better.
08:55:33 <@optix> heh.
08:55:49 <@optix> I joined #allnitecafe on efnet with the nick "janie16"
08:55:56 <@optix> you would not beleive the freaks.
00:02:44 <+zcrayfish> Attention passengers, we will be unable to land until I
am sober, that is all.
00:10:58 <@Pi> me too
00:21:53 <+vaultdweller> sounds like we'll be circling the runway for a while...
00:22:30 <+zcrayfish> Fortunately our fuel reserves are at a stunning 80%!
00:24:19 <+vaultdweller> so i shouldn't be at all concenred about the tan/brown-fuel-looking
spray i saw squirting from the wing then eh?
00:24:34 <+zcrayfish> Oh shit.
00:24:39 <+zcrayfish> Wait.
00:24:44 <+zcrayfish> That was just the toliet...
00:25:03 <+vaultdweller> thank goodness
00:25:31 <+zcrayfish> Do you smell smoke? O_o
00:26:25 <+vaultdweller> oh um.... was this supposed to be a no smoking flight?
err... i thought those signs were just for show... regulations and all
00:27:12 <+zcrayfish> That old lady sitting beside you is on an OXYGEN BOTTLE!
00:27:45 <+vaultdweller> i thought it was NO2
00:27:56 <+vaultdweller> and thats why she wasnt moving
00:28:03 <+vaultdweller> guess she's dead then...
00:28:18 <+zcrayfish> Oh, well it looks like we're going to be allright after
all... But you have to pay for the funeral.
00:29:10 <+vaultdweller> best to pawn the oxygen tank then
00:36:47 <+zcrayfish> Turns out that the old lady has TB... and she's a lepper...
That means that you're all going to quaranteen... Me, I'm going to drink a *LOT* of
absinthe...
00:39:01 <+vaultdweller> i hear thats big in Switzerland
00:41:03 <+zcrayfish> Yeah, I miss it... They kicked me out when I crashed the
Prime Minister's private jet.
16:23:33 <@optix> sunny: If you start walking right now, you'll get here around
sunrise.
16:23:47 <@sunny> fuck you optix
16:23:56 <@optix> That's the idea.
03:59:04 <+lostatlas> anyone here an engineering major?
04:17:10 <+lostatlas> anyone ever just say fuck it
04:20:29 <@kefx> my friend did that
04:20:38 <@kefx> said it was to hard, gave up
04:36:59 <+lostatlas> what is he doing now?
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04:46:53 <@kefx> oh he left
04:47:00 <@kefx> BUT ANSWER: PIZZA DEVLIERY BOY
04:47:02 <@kefx> heh
04:47:04 <@kefx> sad times
16:49:47 -!- mode/#metawire [+b *!*@isafailure.com] by optix
16:49:47 -!- Inc was kicked from #metawire by optix [bots aren't welcome. contact optix.]
16:50:10 <chrise> Am I not welcome? :(
16:50:17 <@optix> you aren't a bot.
16:50:23 <chrise> Aren't I?
16:50:33 <@optix> if it is a human, it'll message me appologizing.
16:50:37 <chrise> lol
16:51:14 <chrise> If I made a spam bot, I'd give it a routine to apologise to
anyone who kicked it.
16:52:04 <@optix> me too.
16:52:59 <chrise> Of course, there are probably very few people capable of doing
that who would actually want to create a spam bot :P
17:50:04 <@optix> 09:51:34 -!- Topic for #gnaa: theres not enough vodka in russia
to make jax look good.
17:53:40 <x-f> actually Russia has stopped to produce vodka this year due to some
bureaucracy or whatever.
17:55:11 <@optix> what?
17:56:17 <x-f> they're living in reserves now
17:56:19 <x-f> on*
17:58:59 <@optix> production is back up where it should be.
17:59:04 <@optix> don't eve scare me like that.
17:59:23 <x-f> :>
17:59:38 <x-f> ok, then my "news" are not "news" anymore.
20:17:28 <darkness> Didn't someone say the Nikon P2 isn't that good, or the wireless
feature wasn't?
20:19:51 <riddler-> why the hell would you put wireless on a digital camera
20:20:12 <riddler-> this is turning into a world that's producing specificaly
for fat fucking lazy-asses
20:21:10 <darkness> Yeah it's for the fat bastard who can press a button because
he's prolly holding a burger in one hand and a pint in the other.
23:47:15 <@optix> heh
23:50:44 <@optix> I'm enjoying wifi in bed.
Day changed to 01 Apr 2006
00:08:01 <@kefx> wooo
00:18:07 -!- nRG [[email protected]] has joined #metawire
00:32:36 <riddler-> optix: those wifi vibrators really do the job huh?
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15:24:54 <zcray> 07:25:45 -NickServ(nickserv@services.)- This nickname is owned
by someone else
15:24:57 <zcray> wtf?
15:26:07 <x-f> 15:25:43 [metawire] -!- NickServ [nickserv@services.]
15:26:07 <x-f> 15:25:43 [metawire] -!- ircname : April fools, fucker
15:26:09 <x-f> 15:25:43 [metawire] -!- server : sucknet.org [kiss me where it
smells funny!]
15:26:31 <zcray> lol, assholes. :-p
15:27:02 <Bow> lol now I realise why it didn't respond to my register command
15:27:07 <Bow> :D
15:27:15 <x-f> :)
15:27:43 -!- zcray is now known as DickServ
17:58:20 <appleseed> lol
17:58:35 <appleseed> my dream was a bit xrated
17:59:04 <Sarius> nice
18:00:57 <x-f> heehee
18:01:04 <x-f> wanna talk about it? :)
18:02:05 <appleseed> well I don't have any siblings
18:02:25 <appleseed> but I had two sisters now
18:02:37 <appleseed> we just moved into a new apt
18:03:14 <appleseed> the older one said she wanted to take a shower, and for me
to stay out
18:03:41 <appleseed> I turned around a second later to say ok, but she was nude
and running a bath
18:04:03 <appleseed> I was like yikes, but then she walks into the room
18:05:02 <appleseed> she start walking all close to me, and trying to make nothing
of it, but then starts rubbibg herself on my leg and trying to kiss me
18:05:28 <x-f> :>
18:06:12 <appleseed> lets see it evolves into me fingering her in both holes,
and a younger sister watching playing with a a log of shit on my bed
18:07:03 <appleseed> I don't have any sisters, so is this how you guys do it,
and are just not saying?
18:07:13 <appleseed> XD
18:19:34 * celti blinks.
18:19:43 <celti> I wish I had a sister like that.
18:20:05 <x-f> i have a sister, but nothing like that.
18:20:15 <celti> I've got three.
18:20:52 <celti> Only one of them is good-looking, and she's twice my age, married,
with two kids
18:42:23 * appleseed pats the two freaks on the head
18:42:36 <appleseed> good dogs now speak
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23:53:02 <@optix> I agree.
23:53:03 <@durandal> hindu extremists
23:53:07 <@optix> kefx: hai
23:53:08 <appleseed> lol
23:53:10 <kefx> hai
23:53:14 <+zshzn> these guys have all been charged, and most of them just have
the three terrorism charges, fresh ones by the 2001 law, and nothing else
23:53:22 -!- mode/#metawire [+o kefx] by optix
23:53:29 <@durandal> i mean if you believe you can't eat meat cause it could be
a relative, but it's alright to kill muslims and buddhists living in india, you have
issues
23:53:42 <appleseed> indeed
23:53:43 <@kefx> ty
23:54:13 <@durandal> maybe stalin was right
23:54:17 <@durandal> humans are retards
23:54:23 <@durandal> and need draconian order to keep in line
23:54:26 <@kefx> durandal: knowing nothing of your conversation, that comment
is great